Please allow me to introduce myself
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I'm a man of wealth and taste
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I've been around for a long, long year
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Stole many a man's soul and fate
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I was 'round when Jesus Christ
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Had his moments of doubt and pain
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Made damn sure that Pilate
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Washed his hands and sealed his fate
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Pleased to meet you
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Hope you guess my name
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But what's puzzling you
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Is the nature of my game
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I stuck around St. Petersburg
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When I saw it was a time for a change
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Killed the Czar and his ministers
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Anastasia screamed in vain
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I rode a tank
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Held a General's rank
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When the Blitzkrieg raged
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And the bodies stank
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I watched the glee
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While your kings and queens
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Fought for ten decades
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For the Gods they made
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I shouted out
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"Who killed the Kennedys?"
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Well after all
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It was you and me
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Let me please introduce myself
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I'm a man of wealth and taste
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And I laid traps for troubadours
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Who get killed before they reached Bombay
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Just as every cop is a criminal
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And all the sinners saints
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As heads is tails just call me Lucifer
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Cause I'm in need of some restraint
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So if you meet me, have some courtesy
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Have some sympathy and some taste
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Use all your well learned politics
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Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mmm yeah
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Chorus
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Tell me, baby, what's my name?
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Tell me, honey, baby guess my name
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Tell me, baby, what's my name?
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I'll tell ya one time you're to blame
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